FML
18.08.2009
23:14
1,636次浏览
4
来看看老外们的尴尬瞬间吧：）
Today, I got my first kiss. I’m 56. FML
今天，我终于得到了我的初吻，我今年56岁。
Today, I woke up to find that my dog was missing. I spent about an hour searching for him when my psycho ex-girlfriend texted me his photo. She’d kidnapped him. After driving over there, she shot paintballs at my car. Now I have no dog and a colorful car. FML
今天，我醒来以后发现我的狗丢了。我花了将近一个小时去找它，直到我那脑子有点问题的前女友发了张它的照片给我。她把它绑架了。开车到那里以后，她用油漆弹朝我的车开qiang。现在我不仅没狗，还多了辆五彩斑斓的车。FML
点击阅读全部内容…
